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I've learned a lot from my dad and my brother.

• coolers are only cooler if your hand is lower
• hard cow patties only
• it is better to enter a graveyard naturally
• plant your garden on clear days
• don't leave corn in the car too long
• let your brother sing it the way he wants to
• if you set your mind's alarm, it will still blow your mind when it works

There's so much more. We'd like to share with you what we've learned. You may already know it all, but if you've learned anything at all then you know reminiscing never hurt anyone, so stick around.